"Umm, mom. Those guys are NOT sharing."
In the car, explaining to Stephen where India is:
"Oh yeah, I know those guys. They're in Cleveland. The Cleveland Indians."
Then later, after more explaining ...
Stephen: "So... is it where dad was last weekend?"
Me: "No honey, that's Indiana."
The other day we were convicted that we aren't telling the girls how smart they are. A conversation with Clara ...
Me: "Clara, you are so - "
Clara: " - cute."
Me: "Well yes, but I was going to say smart. I think you're really a smart girl."
Clara: "Oh. Well. I know that I'm smart."
Me: "How's that?"
Clara: "Well, when Abbie is mad at me, I can figure out why."